What They Don’t Tell You About California
It’s cold here. Don’t believe me… read this article from the Santa Cruz daily paper. When I got here I put all my heavy tops (sweaters, sweatshirts, etc) way on the top shelf, boxed up all my winter gear, and superglued my heater’s temperature dial to off.
Now it’s getting to be 30° below and I have to wear socks in the house. What happened to my beach weather? I thought California was a perpetual summer paradise.
I’m demanding my money back.