Reports of My Dumping are Greatly Exaggerated
The mindful reader may have noticed that Sunday of last week I posted a story about seeing Star Wars Episode III. Detailed readers may have further noticed that in the last paragraph I mentioned that Lindsay and I broke up.
Well, forget about that… because its all a lie propagated by my enemies. The truth is I had to make up that story to protect my family from Nicaraguan insurgents who threaten to destroy our national economy and replace it with an economy based on mashed soybeans. Thankfully that threat has passed and the lie can be exposed.